Girl..you UGLY!

TRY SOME TOAST

FOUND CELL PHONES

What is FIXED?......The Plumbing?

Why is the 3rd boob smaller?

Is it because it is the armpit boob?

this is where I have been riding my bike..

this book is where I want to go

How to Be Your Own Best Friend

Freedom Fries

looks delicious....

proof that graduation is a beautiful thing

Tucson Building Lost and Gone Forever

fake fire come alive

corn on the cob with PDA

I saw some asian lady eating corn on the cob at Starbuck's today.
The funny part was that she was eating corn with one hand and texting
on her PDA with the other. How weird. I don't know that she bought anything there unless
she paid for the bottled water. I almost certain that corn on the cob is not offered at Starbuck's.
I will try to draw a picture of it..

milliseconds after friends drop or pour beer on my camera

guess which one did which

Ants in my pants

So I left for Maine this weekend to return to tons of ants in my kitchen. There were hundreds of dead frozen ants that were in my freezer.
I have been exterminating and cleaning up dead ants. Did not realize my selection of boxer shorts was just a little too perfect...
I hope there are no ants crawling on me..but there very well might be.

Can you find the cellphone in this Picture? Hint: it is silver

This weekend I became everything I always hated!

I realized this weekend that I had become everything I always could not stand about other people. I had a cell phone, a credit card, and to top the shit all off I was driving a P.T. Cruiser in Maine. Damn...I sank to a new low. But
somehow by the end of the trip I seemed to lose all of these items that I never wanted anyway. I had to return my PT cruiser to the rental car place (boo hoo). I forgot my cell phone at the rental car place and to kill the third item,,, I received a letter when I got back today from Wells Fargo denying the $700 limit credit card that I had signed up for because I have absolutely ZERO credit.
One question..how the hell am I supposed to get credit? and why should I care?

So if you started to hate me for my acquired material possessions...well then find another reason.

Red Eye Jet Set month

Red Eye Month

I have been traveling on so many jet planes in the past month…it is so nice to have my feet on the ground again. It seems as though I have gotten off of one plane just to get onto another and in some cases that is pretty much what happened. Here are the details…

Total estimated flight mileage:

16,834 miles

Flight Destinations:

Washington DC

Keflavik, Iceland

Glasgow, Scotland

Baltimore

Tucson, AZ

Montreal, Canada

San Jose, CA

(3 states, 3 countries)

Total estimated flight time:

42 hours or 1.75 days

# Rental Cars:

3 cars (also a total of 3 different car GPS units operated)

# Hotel Rooms:

6 rooms

# times Airline lost baggage:

1 time (arriving from Canada @ 1:30 am with my next flight leaving at 5:50am to California)

Carbon Footprint:

????? pretty big I imagine

There are many other details that I could count from my experience such as events in the airports like how many times I went through x-ray scanning or how many times I was patted down by security guards (once) or how many signs marked security level code Orange or number of people I listened to snore, etc. However, that list could go on for a long time and the truth is that I don't have all the facts or the patience for such measures. As well, I am sure what I have here gets the point across. My Red Eye Jet Set month is over…